Do I look as good as I feel?

Whoo. I juz got out ah the oral surguns offish. He got my bad toof out ligty splut. When he waz numing my moufh I told him "uz az mush az you want", well, he must ov lishend. Cuz I can't feel anything on the right side ov my faze. My whips tingwle and my zheek iz lumb, so iz the shide of my noze and my right ear. I feel like a fool. And can't move the right shide of my faze at all. My zheek is hanging down so low I'm wooeed it'll get caught in my shprocket while I'm peddeling.